![]() ![]() But let me tell you about the improvements in BZ: The positive: GRAPHICS: Wow, this game looks good!!! BIOMES (well, at least a few of them): In the very beginning of the game you´ll soon stumble upon the twisty bridges. The game itself is not bad, it´s just so mediocre in comparison to the first one. This is one of my favorite biomes of both A disappointment in almost every way. But let me tell you about the improvements in BZ: The positive:īIOMES (well, at least a few of them): In the very beginning of the game you´ll soon stumble upon the twisty bridges. … ExpandĪ disappointment in almost every way. ![]() Nope, these morons took one of the best games of the last 20 years and ruined it. I was so shocked by how bad it was, I thought I was looking at the original through rose-colored glasses, so I went back and replayed it. As for all the other mistakes, trudging around on land (huh?) for hours in blinding snow, playing stupid mini games with a remote controlled robot penguin, spoon fed game progression, truly awful sound effects, pathetic attempts to be cute, down to to an alien that broadcasts an distress signal in Morse code (no really, they did that). Forget about the subtle humor of the original, think what really stupid people say to each other in real life and now you know what you're in for. The dialog is so cheesy and moronic it will make you wince. you can't travel 10 metres without finding something significant. ![]() Lets make the sandbox so small its not a sandbox anymore. Lets replace the mystery of the original with a banal nonsensical story about shallow characters and the **** things they say about each other. So all the mediocre ideas come gushing out, like "how about voicing the Emergency PDA with someone who speaks English as a second language?' and 'lets make the main protagonist say things like "this could come in handy" when picking up a rock!'. The original talent left/went on holiday/got sacked and got replaced by the usual mediocre culprits. The original was so good, and all the base code was all ready there, so how did they screw it up so badly? Simple. So all the mediocre ideas come gushing out, like "how about voicing the Emergency PDA with someone who speaks English as a second language?' and An epic fail. ![]()
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